Let Me Stand Next to your Fire Ants

Well its been a pretty quiet first full weekend here in Florida.  After watching Dada take half of the big tree down outside, things just went downhill from there.  That was the excitement of the weekend, we thought maybe the Vikings game on Sunday would be exciting but forget about it.  We think Brett needs to be bit.

Anywho, Dada apparently got into a fire ant nest when he was cutting down the tree and he is full of bites.  He was pretty worried about them last nite so he tried to go on the internet to find out if he might die from them. Well he picked a very bad time to do that because Mama's show was on.  She loves Amazing Race, why we don't know.  There are no dogs on that show so what's the point?  And she has a real problem with staying awake for her shows because the only TV is in the bedroom and as soon as she lays down to watch TV, she falls asleep.  Of course, she blames Dada for this problem.  So it is a big deal when she actually stays awake for a show.  So after a short nap, she woke up to her show and she does not like to be bothered when her show comes on so as Dada was trying to figure out if he would die from fire ant bites, Mama was busy watching her show and couldn't be bothered.

Dada was getting pretty worried about death by fire ants so towards the end of Mama's show she finally got up, looked at the computer and told him he won't die from fire ants but if he keeps pestering her during her shows, he might die from something else.  We are not sure what that is.

Tuesday nite is Biggest Loser, another fav show and I hope Dada doesn't come up with another disease to check.  We need to get some rest around here.  Happy tails, Mojo

PS - who says I'm a bitch???  Just because I'm a female dog, come on, I share.  See photo-op.